Another tumblr-rant..

One would wonder why I still check it everyday?

Why post dozens of picture of models, & even drawings of people smoking when your real outlook is this;

Models make smoking so cool.. but in real life it suxxx

wot tha fock.
Leave the smoking to the smokers then; don't condone it if you DON'T CONDONE IT.









& that was my day.

Honestly, kids, the gig is up.

It's the reclusive fascination that isn't so hidden. It's the heartwrenching ordeal of kids around the world, the sacrificial lamb of subculture. It's the unwritten reversal of social hierarchy in the world; keywords being vintage, alternative, socially awkward.

On websites like tumblr, coolness can be counted through followers and reblogs, and the amount of pictures of naked girls, girls smoking, drug-related things (even without necessarily having done anything drug related), handwritten sentiments, crappy little drawings of animals, mediocre abstract photos, half-assed typography, pictures of stars, pictures of stars with triangles.. Seriously, tumblr consists of the aforementioned images, all stamped with indie approval.

The first rule about being cool is that you don't talk about being cool.

The second rule about being cool (it rhymes!)is that you don't talk about being cool.. but you dress like it, act like it, type like it and post like crazy..like it.

The indie culture doesn't mold people like you or me into awkward little flowers with alternative leaves and stems;

it's become inherently boring.

Its roots have reached mainstream soil and it's hit the surface, pathetically gasping for someone to take notice (or rather, the opposite). So-called 'indie' and 'alternative' bands are signed with major labels, making a killing from the money-fueled, cool-hungry hands of pubescent girls. Movies starring awkward girls and boys with scribbled titles snatching millions from box office sales. Face it, children. the truth about indie is that there is none. Not anymore.

The point to this post is not to condemn indie or its followers; vintage buyers and tumblr addicts alike. I'm simply sharing my observations; soon you'll move onto another trend once you realise everyone knows about it, everyone dresses like it. I think it's part of human nature to want to be different, which explains why we jump so fast from trend to trend to trend.

I admit, those images are from people I follow. Pictures like that are visually interesting, and at times artistically inspiring. But honestly, it's the same shit over and over again

I'm going to cry if I see another abstract polaroid.

Stop it.

A/N:

Saw this picture & I felt extra sick;


I wanted an octopus or squid tatt. : | I'm seeing more and more people with them on tumblr. Goddamn it.
& that was my day.

um.

I cannot and will never forgive you. Even thinking about you makes me feel sick. Do not call me again. Ever.

I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I can't let you bring me down.



I've got someone who means everything to me now.

Happy Valentines Day, everyone.
& that was my day.

another animal dedication

If I was this monkey, I would be happy too. :)
I WANT A TINY MONKEY.



I WANT A TEACUP PIGGY.

BEST WEBSITE EVER

If anyone wants to look up my squids, their names are Calvin, Leonard and Johnny Ignatius Bob. Just search those names or my email addy :)





In addition to this, someone buy me this t-shirt.



THE BABY IS BEING EATEN BY THE MONKEY.

OH MY GOD.



A Russian newspaper mistakenly identified Pedobear as one of the Winter Olympic mascots.
WIN/FAIL?

& Finally


& that was my day.

let me count the ways

I'm going to rant about a few things today.

1. I woke up at fucking 6 am to catch a bus at 6.45.
I end up getting to school at fucking 8.10 and missing an assessment task.

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK, HILLSBUS
I'm already on my way to failing life
why make it worse for me?!

But anyways, I get to do it on Monday and I just have to fill out a misadventure form.
But still.
Fuck you, hillsbus.

2. Cutting our races today at the Swimming Carnival?
Are you fucking kidding me?!

We lost by 12 points. It may seem trivial but come onnnn.
If it was you, you'd be pissed too.
It was our final year to shine!
BUNNINGS FTW.

3. Would love love love it if the rents got off my case.
But everyone has issues with their parents, so enough about that.

4. What the fuck, tumblr?!
Half the time I don't visit you because your people are like

"Ooh look at me I'm so indie
I write little meaningful cliched sayings on things
I post pictures of naked ladies and people smoking
I also like the idea of drugs
I like triangles and galaxies."

No, just no.


on a sidenote:
I would like a squid tattoo.

& a Diana F+ adaptor.
120mm film development is $25. D:

Another thing I am pissed off about.

I think I have sunstroke.

& also, cannot fucking wait for ep 2 of s4 of Skins. :)

that's it for today.

ANOTHER THING
PICTURES WON"T FUCKING UPLOAD
FUCK YOU INTERNET.

I'll fix it later, promise.
& that was my day.

oh, you're so naive.

STUFF I FOUND







DRESS UP MORGAN FREEMAN!





dated 30 September 2009
7:19PM adam: I like a good crouton
7:20PM adam: nah
7:20PM adam: bread shouldn't be in there
7:20PM adam: it's a ridiculous combination
7:20PM Roz: Okay -50 attractive points
7:20PM Roz: I love croutons
7:20PM adam: what kind of scale is this attractive points?
7:21PM Roz: I don't know, I'm not very good with numbers and I just made it up.
7:21PM adam: Look, nothing wrong with croutons, but the consistency with some salads is
inappropriate.
7:21PM adam: Oh, I understand
7:22PM adam: How attractive am I at the moment
7:22PM adam: if I may ask



SUCH A GOOD BOOK.



& that was my day.

my feet are hot.

I heard you liked kitties so I put a kitty in your kitty so you can pat the kitty while you pat the kitty.



Art school is fun; check my FB for stuff I've been doing :3
Exhibition this Friday
Baby comes back on Saturday
Pissup Saturday night
Bondage/Bonding time on Sunday night.

Noice.

BTW here are some things I've found.

Addictive, aesthetic waste of time

Here's one I prepared earlier.



Do you like puppies? I do.

This is a bucket of puppies.



This is just cool.
You get dizzy though.



This guy's kind of awesome, check his other vidss



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