Monday, March 8, 2010

Another tumblr-rant..

One would wonder why I still check it everyday?

Why post dozens of picture of models, & even drawings of people smoking when your real outlook is this;


Models make smoking so cool.. but in real life it suxxx


wot tha fock.
Leave the smoking to the smokers then; don't condone it if you DON'T CONDONE IT.









& that was my day.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Honestly, kids, the gig is up.





It's the reclusive fascination that isn't so hidden. It's the heartwrenching ordeal of kids around the world, the sacrificial lamb of subculture. It's the unwritten reversal of social hierarchy in the world; keywords being vintage, alternative, socially awkward.

On websites like tumblr, coolness can be counted through followers and reblogs, and the amount of pictures of naked girls, girls smoking, drug-related things (even without necessarily having done anything drug related), handwritten sentiments, crappy little drawings of animals, mediocre abstract photos, half-assed typography, pictures of stars, pictures of stars with triangles.. Seriously, tumblr consists of the aforementioned images, all stamped with indie approval.

The first rule about being cool is that you don't talk about being cool.

The second rule about being cool (it rhymes!)is that you don't talk about being cool.. but you dress like it, act like it, type like it and post like crazy..like it.

The indie culture doesn't mold people like you or me into awkward little flowers with alternative leaves and stems;

it's become inherently boring.

Its roots have reached mainstream soil and it's hit the surface, pathetically gasping for someone to take notice (or rather, the opposite). So-called 'indie' and 'alternative' bands are signed with major labels, making a killing from the money-fueled, cool-hungry hands of pubescent girls. Movies starring awkward girls and boys with scribbled titles snatching millions from box office sales. Face it, children. the truth about indie is that there is none. Not anymore.

The point to this post is not to condemn indie or its followers; vintage buyers and tumblr addicts alike. I'm simply sharing my observations; soon you'll move onto another trend once you realise everyone knows about it, everyone dresses like it. I think it's part of human nature to want to be different, which explains why we jump so fast from trend to trend to trend.

I admit, those images are from people I follow. Pictures like that are visually interesting, and at times artistically inspiring. But honestly, it's the same shit over and over again

I'm going to cry if I see another abstract polaroid.

Stop it.

A/N:

Saw this picture & I felt extra sick;


I wanted an octopus or squid tatt. : | I'm seeing more and more people with them on tumblr. Goddamn it.
& that was my day.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

um.



I cannot and will never forgive you. Even thinking about you makes me feel sick. Do not call me again. Ever.

I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I can't let you bring me down.



I've got someone who means everything to me now.

Happy Valentines Day, everyone.
& that was my day.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

another animal dedication



If I was this monkey, I would be happy too. :)
I WANT A TINY MONKEY.



I WANT A TEACUP PIGGY.

BEST WEBSITE EVER

If anyone wants to look up my squids, their names are Calvin, Leonard and Johnny Ignatius Bob. Just search those names or my email addy :)





In addition to this, someone buy me this t-shirt.



THE BABY IS BEING EATEN BY THE MONKEY.

OH MY GOD.



A Russian newspaper mistakenly identified Pedobear as one of the Winter Olympic mascots.
WIN/FAIL?

& Finally


& that was my day.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

let me count the ways

I'm going to rant about a few things today.

1. I woke up at fucking 6 am to catch a bus at 6.45.
I end up getting to school at fucking 8.10 and missing an assessment task.

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK, HILLSBUS
I'm already on my way to failing life
why make it worse for me?!

But anyways, I get to do it on Monday and I just have to fill out a misadventure form.
But still.
Fuck you, hillsbus.

2. Cutting our races today at the Swimming Carnival?
Are you fucking kidding me?!

We lost by 12 points. It may seem trivial but come onnnn.
If it was you, you'd be pissed too.
It was our final year to shine!
BUNNINGS FTW.

3. Would love love love it if the rents got off my case.
But everyone has issues with their parents, so enough about that.

4. What the fuck, tumblr?!
Half the time I don't visit you because your people are like

"Ooh look at me I'm so indie
I write little meaningful cliched sayings on things
I post pictures of naked ladies and people smoking
I also like the idea of drugs
I like triangles and galaxies."

No, just no.


on a sidenote:
I would like a squid tattoo.

& a Diana F+ adaptor.
120mm film development is $25. D:

Another thing I am pissed off about.

I think I have sunstroke.

& also, cannot fucking wait for ep 2 of s4 of Skins. :)

that's it for today.

ANOTHER THING
PICTURES WON"T FUCKING UPLOAD
FUCK YOU INTERNET.

I'll fix it later, promise.
& that was my day.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

oh, you're so naive.

STUFF I FOUND







DRESS UP MORGAN FREEMAN!





dated 30 September 2009
7:19PM adam: I like a good crouton
7:20PM adam: nah
7:20PM adam: bread shouldn't be in there
7:20PM adam: it's a ridiculous combination
7:20PM Roz: Okay -50 attractive points
7:20PM Roz: I love croutons
7:20PM adam: what kind of scale is this attractive points?
7:21PM Roz: I don't know, I'm not very good with numbers and I just made it up.
7:21PM adam: Look, nothing wrong with croutons, but the consistency with some salads is
inappropriate.
7:21PM adam: Oh, I understand
7:22PM adam: How attractive am I at the moment
7:22PM adam: if I may ask



SUCH A GOOD BOOK.



& that was my day.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

my feet are hot.

I heard you liked kitties so I put a kitty in your kitty so you can pat the kitty while you pat the kitty.



Art school is fun; check my FB for stuff I've been doing :3
Exhibition this Friday
Baby comes back on Saturday
Pissup Saturday night
Bondage/Bonding time on Sunday night.

Noice.

BTW here are some things I've found.

Addictive, aesthetic waste of time

Here's one I prepared earlier.



Do you like puppies? I do.

This is a bucket of puppies.



This is just cool.
You get dizzy though.



This guy's kind of awesome, check his other vidss



style="font-style: italic; font-family: courier new;font-size:85%;" >& that was my day.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

context?

other asian kid. says:
...
was it good for you?
ryssa ¶ death of the party; says:
a little, yeah
I can simulate the experience for you
with my butt

& that was my day.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

hairography





new hair.
EVERYWHERE.


& that was my day.

Monday, January 4, 2010

large bodies of water

I miss your voice & your goddamn cute smile.

Hugs, kisses
& skin brushing against
skin
subtle
electricity.

Fuck.
I'll just get on with it then.







Fuck, bears are so cool.& that was my day.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

on a happier note

aguilera has a voice like honey.



love the song
love the clip
love the whole 40s look.

directed by Ellen von Unwerth,
one of my favourite photographers.
& that was my day.

shit that gives me the shits.



Okay, span your attention to the treefingers window.
People like the one who posts the middle kind of post really piss me off. People who make it red piss me off more.
Those people make me post the left kind of post.
In fact, I posted the left post. The people who wrote the right kind of post (no pun intended) just want to share joy, SORRY if it sounds like they're overenthused about Jesus but telling them (her, rather) to shut the fuck up is just asking for it.

Anonymous fuckheads.

I don't really care if people don't believe in God, but telling me I'm stupid for my belief makes you the bigger idiot.

Fuck you.
Because Jesus is too nice to say it, I did.

Shit like this makes me glad I'm a treefingers troll. :)
Join the club and start weeding purples and reds today.
I tend to also post really obscene things.

In fact, it all started with the cunting treefingers hacker
who thought it would "bring people joy" if they made everything purple.

Are you fucking delusional?

No really.

Fuck, I'm angry!

It's JUSTIFIED. Treefingers used to be one of my most visited websites; It was a place where I could dump my secrets and feel less alone but now it's just a fucking DUMP.

it fucking sickens me.

Sorry about the swearing.
& that was my day.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

oh wow

Haven't blogged in a long time!

Everything is peachy-keen, I guess.
I'm a cripple again, sadly
But only for a few more days. :)

New banner!




Christmas cheer!


This is my boyfriend.
:P

Few more before Christmas, hopefully.

Happy shopping!
& that was my day.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

moar hair.

Pretty :)









& that was my day.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

do me.

went out of your way just to see someone
started to laugh but played it off as a cough
pretended to text in an awkward situation
been inside of a police vehicle
worked where there were always lots of children around
liked music by someone younger than you
liked a song just because of the lyrics
KEPT TRACK OF YOUR CALORIES
told someone you would always love them
had way too much time on your hands
skipped a sports practice just cause you were tired
had a time in your life where you felt invincible
spent more than $300 just at one clothing store
spent more than $500 at one clothing store
cried yourself to sleep
prayed while laying in bed, crying, in the dark
sat outside and just admired how beautiful it was

swam in a lake
got drunk by a lake
LIED TO A PARENT ABOUT WHERE YOU WERE
got caught shoplifting
got annoyed by someone just because of how they presented themselves
fell asleep while on the computer
owned more than 20 pairs of jeans
owned more than 50 pairs of jeans
admired someone from afar
got caught staring at someone you thought was really cute

rode on the zipper at a carnival
weren’t able to fall asleep on christmas eve
or easter eve (lol wtf is easter eve)
had senioritis before you were a senior
laid in bed with someone you loved
kept a collection of quotes
created something beautiful
laughed your ass off through an entire movie
bought snacks and popcorn at the movie theater
played arcade games
pissed someone off intentionally
made someone’s day
applied for a job and didn’t get accepted
got too worried over something small
read a story to a child
played “kitchen” and “house” when you were younger
liked decorating things
cursed at a teacher
wished you were more popular
craved attention

been told you had an amazing smile
caused a car accident
had road rage
experienced deja vu
watched food network all day
felt like crying because someone was such an unbelievably good person
wished there were more people like that
got angry just because something was so fucking unfair
FLASHED STRANGERS

spent a friday or saturday night on tumblr.
told yourself you would do something, and then never did
gave up on some people
got excited over something tiny that meant something big

wrote an essay under 10 minutes I wish.
finished a math test in less than 20 minutes
ignored someone purposely
dialed 911
been so embarrassed you wanted to die
watched the sunrise
been to florida and never wanted to leave

been to Massachusetts
QUESTIONED LIFE
been told I have a very big heart
GIGGLED FOR A LONG PERIOD OF TIME
been inspired by something I’ve read
been depressed

been awake for more than 48 hours
had to pee so bad you couldn’t move
ate food before paying for it
ate food in a grocery store and ended up never paying for it
made homemade donuts
homemade brownies
homemade cookies
homemade cake
CLOSED YOUR EYES AND THOUGHT OF ONLY ONE PERSON

been in love longer than 3 years
taken a biology class
taken algebra and algebra 2
been harassed
felt like you had no chance with someone
watched the clock cause you were so bored
came to school high
had sex in a car
smiled at a stranger
rode on a shopping cart





& that was my day.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

school computer again


pretty devo
it's all in fucking
japanese or something.

I don't even know how to save a picture.

& that was my day.

Monday, December 7, 2009

fuckin'

Can't save shit at school.
So this visual feast
is for my own selfish means.



Bitches.

:P































& that was my day.

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